PORSCHE NAN CATO

Genetic engineers at John Hopkins University have developed a so-called "super gorilla". The gorilla cannot speak, it has a sign language lexicon of over 12,000 words, an IQ of almost 85, and, most notably, a vague sense of self-awareness.The creature—who weighs 700 pounds—oddly becomes fascinated with football. The gorilla aspires to play the game at its highest level and quickly develops rudimentary skills on the defensive end. ESPN analyst Tom Jackson speculates that this gorilla would be "borderline unblockable" and likely would average six sacks(?) per game, although Jackson concedes that the beast might be susceptible to counters and misdirection plays.Meanwhile, the gorilla has made it abundantly clear that he would never intentionally injure an opponent.You are the commissioner of the NFL. Would you allow for this gorilla to sign with the Oakland Raiders?

BASIC RECORDS

FULL NAME: Porsche nan Cato
ALIASES: Porsha, Bitch, Asshole
GENDER: Cis man (he/him)
RACE: Veena Viera
AGE: 82
SEXUALITY: Bisexual
HOMELAND: Garlemald
RESIDENCE: ISHGARD
OCCUPATION: Mercenary, Freelance Engineer
^previous: lead of an imperial magitek engineer team ^
RELIGION: None
MARITAL STATUS: in a relationship with Yul Qestir
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral | Neutral Evil

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PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

HEIGHT: 5'10", but says he's 6'0". Ears add a solid 2 feet.BUILD: Stands tall with wide shoulders, chest, and hips. Thick thighs and strong legs. Muscle hides under a soft, protective layer of fat.EXTRAS: Left eye is magitek, and functions much like a Garlean third eye, unable to truly see, but provides information similar to echolocation. Can read/translate sign language.OTHER FEATURES:

● Almost abnormally long, slightly tufted ears.
● Long, sharp canines and incisors.
● Well maintained, tapered claws.
● Tufts of fur in the middle of his chest.
● Long, fluffy rabbit feet beginning at the calf/knee.

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Genetic engineers at John Hopkins University have developed a so-called "super gorilla". The gorilla cannot speak, it has a sign language lexicon of over 12,000 words, an IQ of almost 85, and, most notably, a vague sense of self-awareness.The creature—who weighs 700 pounds—oddly becomes fascinated with football. The gorilla aspires to play the game at its highest level and quickly develops rudimentary skills on the defensive end. ESPN analyst Tom Jackson speculates that this gorilla would be "borderline unblockable" and likely would average six sacks(?) per game, although Jackson concedes that the beast might be susceptible to counters and misdirection plays.Meanwhile, the gorilla has made it abundantly clear that he would never intentionally injure an opponent.You are the commissioner of the NFL. Would you allow for this gorilla to sign with the Oakland Raiders?

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ALEC - 2 7 - HE/HIM - PST
IGN: PORSCHE CATO @ MALBORO

Thank you for reading through my little bastard's carrd!I am a long term RPer, and enjoy all flavours of RP including dark themes, character driven stories, and all sort of adventures and shenanigans in-between.I'm always looking for long-term RP partners, so don't be afraid to reach out if you have an idea or two!Please take a moment to read through my little rules list!

● I will NOT RP with minors, or characters who are minors.● I will NOT RP with bigots; and anyone who uses gross or fetishistic language towards LGBT people/characters.● IC =/= OOC! Porsche can be a dick, or a big flirt, but none of it is reflective of my own feelings towards you or your character. If you feel uncertain or something bothers you, please feel free to talk to me about it!● I am okay with most RP (mature/erp/etc.), as long as all parties are consenting and communicative. Please respect my limits and boundaries and let me know yours!